daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

(Source: dave-youfool, via doctor-dr)

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brainweird said: psst your faq page link is broken !

I haven’t actually set up an FAQ yet D: 

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http://glitchbunny.tumblr.com/post/89158142381/glitchbunny-theeldritchdream-ok-so-i-dont

glitchbunny:

theeldritchdream:

ok so i dont have any money and i rly need hormones, like bad

i put up a donation button on my blog for you to donate with paypal

im autistic and trans and i cant get a job for a long while so seriously if you could donate, no matter how little you do,…

(Source: transnia)

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Hi there from CPDBfm~

cutie-patootie-synthetic-booty:

and the Cybernetic Positivity Deployment Unit, that was Spectres of Love by Invisible ID,

Today I need to talk to some of you listeners specifically.

If you’re DMAB and Non Binary you lean in close and pay attention now, because this is important, you feel CPDB?

Good.

You’re all beautiful. You’re all special. You’re all real.

No matter what, no matter how many tell you otherwise these things are true.

CPDB sees some horrific policing, because if you’re trans or non binary and DMAB, you’d better follow some random fuck’s idea of what that means!

And CPDB says no! CPDB screams NO! You express yourselves however you want and go on being the beautiful and amazing and strong as adamant folks you are!

And if you’re DMAB and non binary and you’re too afraid, maybe you masquerade as a binary identity to protect yourself, that’s okay too. CPDB understands, and did so synthself for a long time, cyborg or not. CPDB stands by you just as much the others.

And that doesn’t invalidate who you are on the inside any more than anything else can.

SO! You DMAB non binary people out there, you keep fucking going. A lot of the time you don’t realise just how strong you have to be just to admit to yourself that you’re non binary, let alone express it in a way not approved by the gender stormtroopers.

CPDB loves you. So fucking much.

Our next song is; Not Quite A Dragon, by Azurite Wings

(Source: viogrando)

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commanderironfist:

NOTE ABT DRAGONS

-WISE DRAGONS WITH MANY LANGUAGES WHOSE BLOOD GRANTS THE TONGUES OF THE AIR CREATURES AND WHOSE RIDDLES CAN MATCH THOSE OF A SPHINX

-SHAPESHIFTER DRAGONS WITH TRICKSTER NATURES THAT PLAY WITH HUMANS, WHETHER TO TEACH A LESSON OR FOR SELF AMUSEMENT

-GUARDIAN DRAGONS, OLDER AND MORE LOYAL THAN ANYTHING YOU KNOW

-DRAGONS OF THE SEA AND STORM WITH WINGS LIKE THUNDER THAT LIVE IN THE CLOUDS.

-SHY GOLIATH DRAGONS WHO SOMEHOW MANAGE TO HIDE THEIR STATURE AND NEVER SPEAK

-SWEET FOREST DRAGONS WHO ARE FRIENDS WITH THE FAE AND FAUNA. WITH VOICES LIKE MUSIC, ARMOUR LIKE BARK AND WINGS THAT UNFURL LIKE BLOOMING FLOWERS BUT BECOME VENOMOUS IF YOURE ILL INTENDED

-SMALLER HORSE SIZED DRAGONS, WHO LIVE IN ABANDONED BUILDINGS, ARE RESPECTED AND PROTECT STRAY ANIMALS AND THE HOMELESS

-COSMIC DRAGONS WHOSE REALMS AEE SPACE ITSELF, WITH EYES LIKE STARS THEY FLY IN THE VOID. YOU CANNOT HHEARTHEM ROAR BUT YOU CAN FEEL IT.

(Source: irldazenguile)

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